The first faces we see are Jamie and Francis, and their bromance seems to still be going strong. On their adventures in St. Tropez we are introduced to newbies, Andy and Stevie. These are Jamie's pals from his school days. (Can't help but notice they like a bit of pink) Also Francis seems a bit put out he has to share his Jamie.
Louise and Rosie are also on holiday, discussing Spencer, Louise claims she will play hard to get. Something tells me that this will not be the case due to previous record. In rolls Spenny having a small James Bond moment and appears to have not shaved all summer. Time for a serious chat with Louise, and she is being slightly coy about the whole affair.
Meanwhile, the most pointless characters, Mark Francis and Victoria, are discussing swimwear. First fact of the night 'Overly tanned stomach's are not chic'
Back in Chelsea, Binky is learning to drive, under Ollie's instruction. (A recipe for disaster?) In typical Ollie fashion, his method of teaching is 'watch me' Binky looks unimpressed.
Millie and Proudlock seem to be having a dull time back in blighty having been left behind.
Back to France, another series chat and the L bomb is dropped by Spenny, Louise is putty in his hands and it is the first smooch of the series.
On the boat, the boys are chatting girls, Andy drops the bombshell that he has a little attraction to Louise. (I smell trouble)
Switching back to London (feeling a bit dizzy at this point from all the travel) we meet Richard's new girlfriend, she looks very familiar to his most recent ex, Kimberly. Cheska approves of her though and her and Rich are all hunky dory. Ollie uses this opportunity to announce a big change in his life, he's having a trim! 10 Inches! Never thought I would see the day.
Jumping accross the channel again, and a 'chance' meeting leads to some major flirting between Andy and Louise.
The event is set, a poolside pardy for Victoria's swimwear launch. Event set, now let the drama commence. Jamie tries to warn Andy off Louise, but Spenny has caught wind and is jealous. Jamie and Spence reunite and engage in a random hippo, polar bear debate. I feel a serious chat coming on, sure enough Spenny is wanting a firm chat with Andy and throws down his dominance. Can't help but notice Spencer is looking like a bit of a wet flannel in his tshirt and shorts next to Andy's toned body.
The travellers return and Proudlock is pleased as punch to have his boi's back. The painting is revealed, and it is a 'Promamis', a mash up of Jamie, Francis and Proudlock's faces. The best quote from the night comes in this scene from Francis discussing Jamie's dry spell. 'I think its called a hosepipe ban'
Quite late on we meet another newcomer Sam, he joins Andy and Stevie, gets his game face on and then its off to the Pardy...
Yay! we now have a Binky and Jamie scene, not entirely sure if this is a sure date that they have agreed too. Before we have the chance to find out though, Jamie's new BFFs swoop in and steal Binky away from underneath his nose.
Millie is still rocking the hat from earlier, looking stunning, she is up on the roof terrace with Louise. Andy rocks in to spoil the chat and immediately pours some wine (he likes his pink doesn't he?) Serious chat no. 4 Andy apologises to Louise, but before its all rosy Spencer enters immediately getting the wrong end of the stick and there is no love lost between the pair.
That brings us to the end of the first episode filled with all we want in a programme. We have the emmergence of another love triangle Louise/Andy/Spencer, a smooch, and what the fans have been waiting for; the start of Jamie and Binky. I think however they should do away with Mark Francis and Victoria, they bring nothing to the episode other than background noise. For the next episode I want more Millie and Binky/Jamie and will we see a punch up between Andy and Spencer.
Frances Ward
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